"Tra la la I like booterflies! they is pritty!"
Then she saw a very tiny and very ugly Pixie.
"Hmmm, what a vile repellant thing." thought Melanie
Melanie was staring at this unfotunate mistake of nature when suddenly and without warning .....A human sized bloody skeleton dripping with goopy maggots ripped itself from the chest of the ugly pixie, and clawwed at melanie's face with malicious intent.
"Holy Craparoo!" yelled Melanie as she pooped her pantaloons.
"Awww man, I have filled my trousers with excrement.And I had plans later, dammit." thought Melanie
Melanie was so irked buy this irritating event that she exploded with an insane burst of destructive fury. The Skeleton creature was on the receiving end of Melanie's fists and feetsies as she pummeled, kicked, stomped,and crushed the horrible Beast to a puddle of crappy goo.
Melanie then went to Lu lu lemon and bought herself a nice and comfy (and Poo free) pair of yoga pants.
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